The Solution

Phase 3: The Caffeine-Fueled Breakthrough

It's finally happened. The team has cracked the code.

With a 4:30 PM meeting that lasted 17 minutes, we've achieved the perfect balance of productivity and caffeine-fueled chaos.

Here are the key takeaways:

• The solution involves a 3:1 ratio of coffee to water.
• A minimum of 3 power naps per person.
• A maximum of 2 hours of uninterrupted work time.
• A mandatory 10-minute stretch break for every 30 minutes of work.

Implementation will be rolled out in phases. Phase 4: The Caffeine-Induced Coma will commence next Wednesday.

Stay alert, stay focused, and remember: caffeine is not a substitute for sleep.