Minute Pauses for Caffeine: The Unsettling Reality

A Lecture Series on the Ethics of Productivity

In a world where every second counts, we must confront the elephant in the room: the minute pauses for caffeine that hold us back.

Join us as we explore the dark underbelly of productivity, where the line between human need and corporate greed is constantly blurred.

Subtopics:

• Understanding Caffeine Deprivation
• Caffeine-Fueled Resentment
• Overcoming Caffeine-Distracts

Key Points:

• Caffeine consumption is a personal choice, but also a social obligation
• The cost of a minute pause for caffeine is 0.5 units of productivity
• There is no such thing as a "free" cup of coffee

Program Details:

Duration: 1 hour, 45 minutes, 30 seconds

Location: The Caffeine-Fueled Conference Center

Speaker: Dr. Jane Doe, Expert on Caffeine-Induced Productivity Paralysis