Meetings: Lectures: Ethics: Minute Pauses for Caffeine

Caffeine-fueled productivity hacks for the most boring meetings

Meetings: the ultimate productivity killer. Unless, of course, you're a meeting enthusiast, or have a severe caffeine deficiency. In that case, you might as well be a zombie. Our team has discovered that strategically placed pauses for caffeine during meetings can increase productivity by 400%. Or, you know, 3%. Or maybe 0.1%. Okay fine, it's still a work in progress.