Warning: Prolonged Exposure to Caffeine May Cause:
- Excessive nodding off in meetings
- Rapidly increasing heart rate while staring at spreadsheets
- Uncontrollable urges to yell at coworkers
- Unusual sensitivity to fluorescent lighting
- Temporary loss of ability to form coherent sentences
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