Welcome to the most thrilling, most electrifying, most utterly confusing lecture on adjacencia you'll ever attend.
In this talk, we'll be delving into the depths of quantifying adjacencia, because, why not? It's a thing.
Adjacencia is like... um... well, imagine you're in a crowded elevator. The air is thick with the stench of last night's Chinese takeout. You're squished between a guy who ate a tuna sashimi burrito for lunch, and a woman who's wearing a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt. That's adjacencia in a nutshell, folks!
More adjacencia, because you can't have too much of a good thing!| Studies Show: | Adjacencia is 99.99% more likely to occur in crowded elevators |
| Studies Show: | People who eat tuna sashimi burritos are 99.99% more likely to cause adjacencia |
| Studies Show: | The 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt is 100% correlated with adjacencia |