Remote Work: Because Humans are a Burden
Are you tired of humans? Do you want to escape the drudgery of small talk and forced smiles? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide on Remote Work will show you how to avoid those insipid interactions that drain your soul.
With our expert advice, you'll be able to:
- Work in your pajamas (and your bathrobe)
- Never have to pretend to care about anyone's feelings again
- Enjoy the freedom to eat a whole pizza by yourself without judgment
- And, of course, the satisfaction of having a perfectly good excuse for your social isolation
But wait, what if humans are actually the problem?
See also:
The History of Remote Work: A Brief and Totally Not-Objective Summary
Meet the Team: A Collection of Misfits Who Hate Humans Almost as Much as You Do