Zoom Sabotage Techniques 101

A Comprehensive Guide to Ruining Video Conferences

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. We're about to teach you how to turn your video conferences into a never-ending cycle of frustration and despair.

Lesson 1: The Art of the Muffled Mic

Master the art of speaking into a pillow, a towel, or a large, fluffy animal. The key is to muffle the sound just enough to make it unintelligible.

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Lesson 2: The Infinite Loop of "Can You Hear Me Now?"

Repeat the phrase 'Can you hear me now?' until your colleagues' eyes glaze over and they start to question their own sanity.

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Lesson 3: The Distressed GIF

Use the power of a poorly designed GIF to distract and disrupt. We recommend 'The Dancing Avocado' or 'The Frustrated Cat'.

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Lesson 4: The Fake Browser Tab

Open multiple browser tabs and pretend to work on something else while your colleagues are trying to discuss the topic at hand.

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Disclaimer: Zoom is not responsible for the chaos and destruction caused by these techniques. We are.