Warning: Proceed at your own risk. We're about to teach you how to turn your video conferences into a never-ending cycle of frustration and despair.
Master the art of speaking into a pillow, a towel, or a large, fluffy animal. The key is to muffle the sound just enough to make it unintelligible.
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Repeat the phrase 'Can you hear me now?' until your colleagues' eyes glaze over and they start to question their own sanity.
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Use the power of a poorly designed GIF to distract and disrupt. We recommend 'The Dancing Avocado' or 'The Frustrated Cat'.
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Open multiple browser tabs and pretend to work on something else while your colleagues are trying to discuss the topic at hand.
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Disclaimer: Zoom is not responsible for the chaos and destruction caused by these techniques. We are.