Section 2: The Snack Ethics Code

Article 1: The Right to Snack

Section 2.1: The Snack Pyramid

1. Crunchy snacks have the lowest priority
2. Cheap snacks have the highest priority
3. Free snacks have the highest priority, but only if they're not actually free

Article 2: Snack Food Pyramid

Section 2.2: The Snack Food Hierarchy

• Crunchy snacks
• Chips
• Crackers
• Popcorn
• Trail mix
• Candy
• Cereal

Article 3: Snack Etiquette

Section 2.3: The Snack Table Manners

You must always offer to buy snacks for your coworkers, but only if they are also buying snacks for you.

You must never eat the last cookie in the break room.

• Unless you're the only one left.
• Then you must eat it, but only if you really want it.

Proceed to Section 3