Who prophets the questions?

It's not the questions that are the problem, it's the people who don't know how to ask them. Or, you know, maybe it's the people who do know, but just don't care.

Anyway, here's some questions that do matter:

• Who is the real hero of this story?
• Is it a lie, or is it the truth?
• Who has the most angst in the room?

And here are some answers:

• Actually, it's just me.
• It's always a lie, or is it the truth? Hmm, who knows?
• We all do, but nobody cares.

Who are they, anyway?