Professor McTurtleface here, and welcome to today's lecture on the utterly irrelevant topic of ethics in business.

Who cares about ethics, really? Apparently, nobody in the corporate world.

Let's be real, folks, ethics are just a fancy word for "things we're too lazy to do ourselves."

Case in point, who needs to be honest when you can just be... creative with the truth?

• Who Does It Really Matter? - Part 2
• Who Are the Real Villians?

Now, let's get back to the important questions: Who has the best snacks in the break room? (Hint: it's me.)