The Inconvenience of Inconvenience: A Management Theory
By Management Professor, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
In a shocking twist on the classic "Theory 1", Dr. Bottomsworth presents "Theory 2", where the goal is to make work as inconvenient as possible.
Subpoint A: Mandatory 3-hour lunches. Because who needs personal time?
Learn how to make the perfect microwaved lunch.
Subpoint B: Bi-weekly team-building events. Because who needs a social life?
Discover the thrill of awkward team-building activities.
Subpoint C: Random, unannounced performance reviews. Because who needs feedback, anyway?
Learn how to evaluate your peers with ruthless efficiency.
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