Management Theory 3: The Infinite Loop of Productivity

According to renowned management expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, "The Infinite Loop of Productivity" is a revolutionary approach to getting work done.

• Step 1: Work from home.
• Step 2: Realize work is not getting done from home.
• Step 3: Come into the office to "get a change of scenery."
• Step 4: Realize office work is not getting done in the office.
• Step 5: Go to a coffee shop to "get some fresh air."
• Step 6: Realize coffee shop work is not getting done at the coffee shop.
• Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6 ad infinitum.

This theory has been widely adopted by management professionals and is considered the key to unlocking true productivity.

For more information on other management theories, see:

• Management Theory 1: The Pyramid of Bureaucracy
• Management Theory 2: The Matrix of Meetings
• Management Theory 4: The Infinite Loop of Procrastination

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