It's not because we're lazy, it's because we're trying to preserve the art of human interaction, the thrill of the commute, and the agony of the water cooler conversations. But let's be real, folks, the real reason is because we're afraid of our own productivity. I mean, what's the fun in getting things done if we don't have to do it in a conference room filled with stale air and the distant hum of fluorescent lighting?