It's not like we're asking for the moon here. We just want to work from our pajamas, in our PJs, in our favorite spot on the couch. But no, our hands are tied. Literally.
Apparently, the only reason we're not allowed to work from home is because of "Company Policy" or some such nonsense. We've got meetings to attend, and those meetings just can't be conducted over a video call. Nope, not with our hands tied.
We've got to attend meetings, take meetings, and then take more meetings. And don't even get us started on the "synergy" that occurs when we all wear the same "collaborative" outfit to these things.
But seriously, folks, who's got the time for all this meeting nonsense? And who's got the time for our actual work, you ask?
Well, apparently, it's not us. We've got to make time for the company's "strategic vision" sessions, the ones where we all pretend to care about the company's "mission statement".
So, here's the deal. We'll just have to work around our tied hands and make do. But don't worry, we'll still manage to "collaborate" and "synergize" and "innovate" (whatever that means) while our hands are tied.
After all, that's what we're paid for, right?
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