We've all heard it by now: work from home, be productive, and enjoy the sweet freedom of not having to wear pants. But let's be real, folks. Working from home is a never-ending nightmare.
Where do you even draw the line between work and personal life? "Oh, just a few more hours, just one more meeting, just one more... UGH."
Don't even get me started on video conferencing. Zoom, Skype, Google Meet... it's like we're all trapped in some kind of bizarre, digital purgatory.
But wait, it gets better! With our new "Flexible Work Schedule," you can choose your own hours! That's right, you can work whenever, wherever, and still get paid the same amount. Because, you know, that's exactly how productivity works.
And don't even get me started on the commute. I mean, who needs human interaction when you can just stare at a screen all day?
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