Meetings, Lectures & Ethics: Union-Busting 101

Because who needs actual productivity when you can attend pointless meetings and pretend to care?

Our expert instructor will guide you through the art of scheduling meetings that last for hours, while secretly wondering if you're actually accomplishing anything.

Lesson 1: The Art of the Meeting Invitation

Learn the subtle art of sending emails that make people question their own sanity.

Proceed to Lesson 2: The Meeting Agenda: A Masterclass in Red Herrington

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Alternative Theory: The Meeting as a Form of Self-Induced Trauma