It's a mystery that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries: why do corporations insist on dragging us into the office when the only thing we're really doing is browsing cat videos on our computers?
Is it because of productivity? No, it's just an excuse to control our every move and dictate when we can take a three-hour lunch.
Is it because of "team-building"? More like "team-mangling". We all know that the only team-building that happens in an office is the team of people standing on their heads, staring at their phones, wondering why they're still here.
Union-Busting 102: The Real Reason They Won't Let You Work from HomeBut fear not, comrades! We have an alternative theory:
It's because the CEO wants to keep us away from their secret underground server room filled with free nachos and foosball tables. They've got a stash of Doritos hidden away, and they won't let us near it.
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