So, we're at the point where we can't actually talk about the thing we can't talk about. This is because our brains have become trapped in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic meetings, where the only way to get anything done is to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate. It's like trying to escape a never-ending hall of mirrors, where every reflection is just another meeting invite.
We're not even sure what we're meeting about anymore. Is it the Johnson report? The Smith report? The 'we're not sure, let's just make more meetings' report? It's like the plot of a bad spy thriller, where everyone's a suspect and no one can be trusted.
Section 3: The Meeting Matrix Section 4: The Loop of Self-Parody