Welcome, team! Gather 'round and behold the majesty of pointless discussions.
1. Discuss what we're discussing.
2. Decide on what we should be discussing.
3. Realize we're still discussing the same thing.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.
Will we order pizza or sandwiches for the meeting?
Repeat this meeting, but in a conference room with a better coffee machine.
Or maybe just go home.
Or maybe just pretend we're productive.