Physics 101: Because You're Clearly Not a Genius

Today's topic: Motion. Yes, motion. Like, moving your limbs. And stuff.

Let's start with the basics: velocity. It's like, speed, but with a fancy name. Like, you're going 5 meters per second. Or 10. Or 15. Who cares?

v = d / t

And then there's acceleration. That's when you're going faster. Or slower. Like, you're on a bike, and you pedal really hard, and then you stop, and that's acceleration.

a = Δv / Δt

But wait, it gets better! There's also... Kinematics! Because, you know, motion. And stuff.