Bob Dyno: the legendary guitarist who single-handedly invented the genre of "Extreme Procrastination Metal." With a career spanning decades, Bob has perfected the art of playing the same 5-minute solo for 20 years straight. His music has been known to cure insomnia, but not in a good way.
Born in 1975, Bob has been making the same face in every single concert since 1992. When not playing, he enjoys collecting novelty socks and eating Cheetos.