Meetings: Locations to Apply to for Totally Not-Optional Meetings

Conference Room 42

Located in the basement of the Break Room, this meeting space is perfect for brainstorming sessions and passive-aggressive team-building exercises.

Features: Whiteboard with 10 markers, 1 outlet, and a 50% chance of being locked during peak hours.

The Cube Farm

Located on the 3rd floor, this meeting space is ideal for Agile development teams and corporate retreats.

Features: 12 identical beige cubicles, a coffee machine that never seems to work, and a motivational poster of a cat in a business suit.

Boardroom of Doom

Located in the penthouse, this meeting space is perfect for high-stakes presentations and corporate takeovers.

Features: A 30-foot long whiteboard, a 360-degree view of the city skyline, and a 90% chance of being occupied by your boss.

Apply now to book one of these totally-not-optional meetings! Contact Us to schedule your meeting today!