The Infinite Loop

Iteration 2

We've reached another iteration of the never-ending meeting. Because, you know, we still have nothing to show for it.

Today's discussion topics:

• What we did last iteration (spoiler: we didn't do much)
• What we're going to do next iteration (spoiler: we'll probably just repeat ourselves)
• The meeting agenda: because who needs a real plan, anyway?
• Minutes of the meeting: because who needs actual notes, anyway?
• Who's attending ( Spoiler: probably not you)

Next meeting: same time, same place, same nothing.