We've reached a critical point in our loop-meetings, where the discussion has become a self-sustaining ecosystem of irrelevance.
It's a delicate balance of tangents and non sequiturs, carefully cultivated to ensure that no concrete decisions are ever made.
Our team of expert procrastination specialists have been working tirelessly to perfect this art form.
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