MEETING AGENDA
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Introduction, where we all stare at each other in silence.
- 9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: The presentation, where we all pretend to be interested.
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Break, where we all grab a coffee and wonder why we're here.
Tomorrow's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: The same meeting, but with more PowerPoint.
- 9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: The same presentation, but with more slides.
- 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Break, where we all wonder why we didn't get any real work done.
See also: Minute by minute breakdown of today's meeting, Who is sitting in the back row?