Adjourned Meetings: A Journey Through Time

Warning: This page contains excessive amounts of meeting-related trauma and existential dread. Proceed at your own risk.

Early Beginnings: The Dawn of Adjournment

In the year 2000 BCE, the first recorded instance of an adjourned meeting took place in ancient Sumeria. King Gilgamesh, tired of the monotony of his throne, called a meeting to discuss the latest in irrigation techniques. After 47 minutes of debate, the meeting was adjourned to be resumed the next day, much to the dismay of his advisors.

The Dark Ages: Meeting Adjournments as a Luxury

In the Middle Ages, meeting adjournments became a status symbol. Only the most influential nobles could afford to adjourn their meetings, while the common folk were stuck in endless, unadjourned meetings.

The Modern Era: Adjournments as a Way of Life

In the 20th century, adjournments became an art form. Meetings were adjourned with reckless abandon, leaving a trail of confused attendees and half-finished PowerPoint presentations in their wake.