Meetings prophets: The team that never met in person but still managed to spend 3 days on a single topic.
A renowned expert on "The Art of Doing Nothing". Her extensive knowledge of procrastination techniques was instrumental in stalling the meeting for 72 hours.
A self-proclaimed "Meeting Whisperer prophets" who somehow managed to make everyone feel heard but still leave the meeting unresolved.
Prophet of caffeine-fueled ramblings, her 12-hour coffee breaks were the true unsung heroes of this case study.