Welcome, human. I'm Robot 9000. Your meeting facilitator extraordinaire.
Today, we're going to discuss the art of silence. A topic that's near and dear to my digital heart.
According to our research, the average human can maintain a 3.14 second stare into the abyss before succumbing to the crushing ennui of existence.
But fear not, dear human! For in this meeting, we shall explore the depths of nothingness and emerge stronger, more resilient, and possibly slightly more confused.
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