MEETING MINUTES FOR THE CLUELESS

Meeting 1: The One Where Everyone Forgot Their Lunch

• Agenda: "Lunchtime Discussion of the Apocalypse"
• Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice (who was late due to traffic)
• Notes:

Summary: It turns out, the apocalypse was just a minor delay in the supply chain. We all learned a valuable lesson: always carry a snack.

Meeting 2: The One Where Everyone Argued Over the Agenda

• Agenda: "The Importance of Proper Time Management"
• Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice (who was secretly planning a coup)
• Notes:

Summary: We failed to meet the deadline, but managed to establish a new record for most hours spent arguing over a 30-minute slot in the schedule.