Abyssal Agenda

Welcome, lost soul, to the never-ending bureaucratic nightmare of the Abyssal Agenda. We have scheduled the following meetings for your torture:

• Eternity War Council Meeting (In progress. Please do not bother attempting to attend. The war has been in session since 3:14 AM, Tuesday, January 1st, 2021.)
• Lost in the Abyss Support Group (ประก 6th meeting. Please bring a snack to share.)
• Abyssal Agenda Review Committee (Meeting to discuss meeting times. Because, apparently, the abyssประก not enough already.)

Don't forget to bring your lunch! We have a strict "No Outside Food" policy. Any contraband will be confiscated and used as further evidence of your existential despair.

See you in the depths.