What Actually Happens
When you ask for "what actually happens" in meetings, the answer is usually "we're trying to figure it out".
But sometimes, we actually do figure it out. And when we do, it's usually something like:
Epic Fail
Turns out, the project manager's idea of "epic" is actually just "expensive".
And by "fail", they mean the entire team has to redo the entire thing, but this time with more coffee.