LOST MEETINGS

Minute 2 of the utterly unproductive meeting

Discussion of the new project has been ongoing for 2 minutes and 14 seconds, with no clear resolution in sight.

Employee 1: "I think we should do X"

Employee 2: "But what about Y?"

Employee 3: "I don't know, I'm not an expert."

Employee 4: "I'm an expert. I've played a lot of video games."

Proceed to Minute 3

Or if you're feeling brave, proceed to Minute 4