THE MEETING THAT WAS NEVER SCHEDULED

It seems you've found the meeting that was never actually scheduled. We're not sure why you're here, but we're glad you're here.

This meeting was supposed to be a meeting about something, but we can't quite remember what. Maybe it was to discuss the importance of meetings? Or perhaps it was just a meeting to discuss the importance of not having meetings.

As it turns out, the meeting was never actually called. We're not even sure if anyone knew it was going to happen. Maybe it was just a figment of our collective imaginations?

But don't worry! We've got a special "Meeting That Was Never Scheduled" support hotline just for you: Call us!

Or, if you'd rather not call, you can try our online "Meeting That Was Never Scheduled" forum: Discuss with others who are just as confused as you!

And if all else fails, you can always try our "Meeting That Was Never Scheduled" therapy session: Talk to our licensed therapist, Dr. "I-Don't-Get-It">

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