You've arrived! You're in the Lost Meetings department. We can't find the parking spot, but that's not the problem. The problem is that nobody can remember where they put the meeting notes.
We've got meetings about meetings, and meetings to discuss the lack of progress in the meetings about meetings. It's like a meta-metaphorical labyrinth of bureaucratic confusion.
To navigate this existential crisis, try our:
Meeting 101 course, where we'll teach you the art of finding your way out of the meetings, or at least, finding your way to a coffee machine.
Meeting the Manager, where we'll teach you how to fake it till you make it, and pretend you're not lost (even when you are).