Today's forecast is calling for a high chance of awkward encounters, unexpected reunions, and spontaneous displays of affection.
| Probability of Awkwardness | Chance of Unrequited Love | Chance of Sudden Onset Cuteness |
|---|---|---|
| 80% | 40% | 30% |
Forecasts are not guaranteed, and are subject to change at any time without notice. Puns are not actually funny.