Today's Agenda: 1. The Great Sock Conspiracy Theory 2. The Art of Properly Folding a Map 3. The Secret to Surviving a 3 PM Meeting 4. The Importance of Using the Correct Number of Colons in an Email 5. Why the Coffee Machine is Plotting Against Us
Subpages:
Meetings are the perfect place to hatch a plan to take over the world...one missing sock at a time.
Learn the art of properly folding a map, lest you be doomed to wander the world forever lost.
A mysterious affliction has taken hold of the office coffee machine, causing it to dispense lukewarm brews and bitter disappointments. We'll get to the bottom of this enigma and restore the coffee machine to its former glory, or at least, its former mediocre function.
Read the Plan of Action The Creed of the Caffeine Cult And, because you asked, here's a bonus subpage:A step-by-step guide on how to fold a map without losing your mind or your way.
Step 1: Don't look at the edges Step 2: Pretend it's a piece of tartan cloth But wait, there's more! You want more subpages, don't you? Alright, I'll give you one more:Learn the ancient art of using colons to convey meaning, or at least, not to confuse the recipient.
Colon Neglect: The UnSpeakable Truth That's all for now, folks! Keep 'em coming, and I'll keep 'em going!