Meeting Purpose: Decide on the fate of the office copier. Is it a sentient being that demands to be treated with dignity, or is it just a mere appliance that shall be replaced?
Attendees:
Bob, CEO of PaperJam Inc.
Jean, Head of Human Resources (a.k.a. The People Person)
Alfie, IT Specialist (a.k.a. The Copier Whisperer)
Tom, Janitor (a.k.a. The Janitor of Discontent)
Notes:
After a heated discussion, it was decided that the copier shall be treated with dignity, at least until it breaks again.
Bob promised to provide more toner, but only if it's on sale at Office Depot.
Jean suggested that the copier might be experiencing existential dread due to the rise of digital printing, but was quickly shut down by Alfie.
Tom just wanted to know if he could use the copier for his fantasy football drafts.