Annual Review: Where Dreams Go to Die

It's that time of the year again. The time when we all gather around the conference table, forced to relive the memories of another year of Yearly Review.

We will discuss your accomplishments, your failures, and the time you spent eating an entire pizza by yourself in the break room. All while pretending to be interested in Extra Cheese, the bane of our collective existence.

Raises will be discussed, but let's be real, you're not getting any.

So sit back, relax, and try not to think about the impending doom that is your career advancement. Or, you know, just pretend you're in a Escape Room and try to find the hidden door that leads to freedom.

The meeting will be moderated by our fearless leader, The Overlord, who will guide you through the motions of your impending descent into madness.