MEETING AGENDA:

Management's Decisions

Today's meeting will be a thrilling experience of corporate bureaucracy.

Minutes will be taken.

Important Decisions will be made, probably about color schemes.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Who ate the last donut?
• Item 2: The color palette for the new marketing campaign.
• Item 3: Who will be the new CEO (again)?

Any questions, suggestions, or existential crises can be directed to the Meeting Minutes.

Remember, these meetings are a once-a-day occurrence.

Disclaimer:

Meetings are not actually fun. They are a necessary evil, like taxes, or Mondays.

Side effects of attending this meeting may include, but are not limited to:

• Loss of productivity
• Mental fatigue
• Increased likelihood of using the phrase "synergy" unironically

Meeting Adjournment:

This meeting will adjourn when:

• All agenda items are discussed (or not discussed)
• All attendees are exhausted
• The last person leaves

Meeting Etiquette:

Please refrain from:

• Saying "can we just move on to the next item?"
• Taking notes
• Laughing at the CEO's dad jokes

Rules are subject to change.