The Great Coffee Machine Debacle
It has been exactly 6 months since we last met to discuss the office coffee machine. In that time, it has broken down 4 times, been serviced once, and still somehow manages to dispense lukewarm water.
A motion was made to replace it with a newer, more efficient model, but our fearless leader, "The Great Leader", vetoed the idea, citing "sentimental value".
As a result, we are still stuck with the temperamental machine that seems to have a personal vendetta against us. Suggestions for a new machine have been made, including a list of possible models.
Next meeting, we will revisit this issue and attempt to find a solution that won't result in the machine spitting out a mixture of coffee and despair.