Meeting in 6 Months: Quarterly Goals

Here's a list of goals we're trying to accomplish in 6 months. If you have any questions or comments, please let us know.

Goal 1: Increase Coffee Intake by 50% (or Else We'll Turn Into Zombies)

Currently at 2 cups of coffee per person, we aim to get to 3 cups of coffee per person.

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Goal 2: Achieve 100% Employee Happiness (or Else We'll Be Replaced by Robots)

We're talking 100% of all employees being happy, content, and occasionally not checking their phones during meetings.

View Employee Happiness Index

Goal 3: Develop a Time Machine (or At Least Make Our Meetings More Efficient)

We're looking to fit 4 hours of meetings into a 1 hour time slot. It's science!

View Time Traveler's Journal

6 months from now: Meeting in 6 Months

We'll review our progress at this time. Don't forget!

Remember, if any of these goals are not met, we'll be replaced by a team of highly trained, highly efficient, and highly caffeinated monkeys.

Or we'll just have more meetings.