Our Subsidiary 1: The Most Unnecessary of the Bunch
Welcome to Our Subsidiary 1, where we spend most of our days wondering why we even exist. We're a team of highly trained, highly paid professionals who are secretly just a bunch of slackers.
Meet Our Team 2: The Ones Who Actually Do Something
Meet Our Team 1: The Ones Who Still Think We're Important
We're located at 123 Main St, in the basement of the old abandoned office building. Just look for the "I'm Not a Fire Sale" sign.