Where the suits go to play
We're the ones who actually run this company, while the CEO is out "reorganizing" for the 12th time.
Our mission: to make our parent company look good while we're secretly printing money in a backroom.
Subsidiary 3: the division of choice for those who refuse to be seen at the company holiday party.
Our employees: a mix of former accountants, current lawyers, and the occasional IT guy who's secretly a DJ at night.
Our products: the same old thing we've always made, but with more sparkles.
Want to learn more about our other subsidiaries? Check out Subsidiary 3 or Our Subsidiary 3 Division 0 for some real excitement.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Our Subsidiary 3 Division 0, Subdivision 1: The Wild West where the cowboys and outlaws roam free.