Minutes from the Meeting That Never Actually Happened (But Let's Just Pretend It Did)

Meeting ID: MNG001

Present:

• Bob "The Boss" Smith - CEO
• Jane "The Janitor" Doe - Facilities Manager
• Mike "The IT Guy" - Network Administrator

Agenda:

1. Review of the company's coffee machine, which is apparently still not dispensing coffee.
2. Discussion of the new " Casual Friday" policy, which was actually just a ploy by HR to make us all dress up like we work in a call center.
3. Review of the company's " Employee Handbook" which was written by a 12 year old.

Notes:

Bob "The Boss" Smith: "I don't get why we can't just use the old coffee machine. It worked fine when I had it in my office."

Jane "The Janitor" Doe: "I told you it was broken 6 months ago, but you never listened."

Mike "The IT Guy" - "I'm telling you, we need to update to the latest version of Microsoft Office. It's got a built in coffee machine."

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