Management Meeting of the Damned - Tuesday 10:00:00

• 11:00 - The Great Coffee Break Debacle
• 12:00 - Lunch and Ruin the Company Picnic
• 13:00 - The Never-Ending PowerPoint Presentation
• 14:00 - The Afternoon of Desperation - Who Still Hasn't Seen the Budget Reports?

Today's Agenda:

• Review of the company's quarterly profits - or the lack thereof.
• Introducing our new "Employee of the Month" award, which is just a participation trophy in disguise.
• Discussion on the importance of using Comic Sans in all company communication.
• Deciding whether to send the interns to the "Survival of the Fittest" team-building exercise or not.

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