Meeting Mandate: Officially Official

By order of the Department of Redundancy, all meetings shall be conducted with the following strict guidelines:

• Each meeting shall be attended by at least three people, one of whom must be named Bob.
• No meeting shall be shorter than 2 hours, unless a consensus is reached, in which case it may be shorter.
• Every meeting shall begin with a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of synergy.

Note: Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in a mandatory 3-day weekend of team-building exercises.

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