Mandated Meetings - Where Ideas Go to Die

Because nobody actually wants to come up with new ideas, we're forced to have Recurring Meetings to rehash the same old ones.

Our meetings are held Underground in a hidden bunker, where the walls are adorned with Whiteboard Walls and the chairs are always Chairs of Shame.

We're proud to be the longest meeting in town! Come for the free Bad Coffee, stay for the Boring Presentation Sessions.

Recurring Meetings

We meet every Tuesday and Thursday at precisely 3:14 PM to discuss the same old topics.

Our agenda includes:

Underground

Our hidden bunker is located beneath the city streets, where the air is stale and the Wi-Fi is weak.

You can find us by following the Underground Maps or by asking anyone who's been here before.

Whiteboard Walls

Our whiteboard walls are adorned with the remnants of past meetings, including:

Chairs of Shame

Our chairs are designed to make you feel guilty for attending a meeting.

The chairs are made of the finest Old Wood and are guaranteed to give you a Chronic Back Ache.

Bad Coffee

We serve the worst coffee in town, guaranteed to keep you awake and annoyed.

Taste the bitterness of despair with our Coffee of Despair.

Boring Presentation Sessions

Our presentations are designed to put you to sleep.

Join us for the PowerPoint Sleep Inducing Session today!

Underground Maps

Find your way to our underground bunker by following these maps: