Mandatory Attendance

You've been summoned to the most thrilling meeting in the history of meetings! Please take a seat, put on your best "I'm interested" face, and prepare to be amazed!

Budget Review is next door, but don't get too excited, it's just more paperwork.

Brainstorming Session is also happening, where we'll be generating ideas for things we'll probably never implement anyway.

Schedule:

• 10:00 - Mandatory Attendance
• 11:00 - Budget Review
• 12:00 - Brainstorming Session
• 13:00 - Lunch Break (you can leave, but why would you want to?)

Important Notice:

Remember to bring your A-game, and by "A game," we mean a decent Wi-Fi signal and a willingness to pretend to care.