It's 9am, the apocalypse is nigh. Or is it just Monday?
We're experiencing a crisis of biblical proportions. Our coffee machine has malfunctioned, leaving us without our daily dose of caffeine.
Don't panic! We have a plan, and it involves:
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Stay calm, and remember: it's not the end of the world. Yet.
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