Minutes of the Infernal Soul-Crushing Meeting

Agenda

Monday, 14:00-15:00

• Introduction by the CEO (5 minutes)
• Review of the company's latest quarterly earnings (20 minutes)
• Bureaucratic reshuffling and restructuring (30 minutes)
• Free time to stare at spreadsheets (10 minutes)
• Q&A, where everyone asks the same questions (15 minutes)

Key Decisions

None, because we're still deciding on what to order for lunch

Action Items

A new copier has been installed, but no one knows how to use it

Someone, please, just someone, teach us how to use it

Next Meeting

Same time same place, with the added bonus of a new, more confusing, meeting room layout

Next Meeting Is a Trap

Our CEO Is a Genius